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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1981)
If I ever make a movie, I'm gonna come up with this super-sleazy story and pretend it's all artistic and shit so I can get a bunch of chicks to get naked in it. Then, while we're making it, I'll crank down as many of them as possible. I'll bet that was the dude who made this movie's plan, because this is like the sleaziest story ever: This guy rents a room so he can take chicks there and fuck them without his wife finding out. The landlord is a total perv who takes pictures while it's going on, then later he snags the chicks and drains all their blood. The wife finally figures it out so she starts taking dudes there and pretty soon everybody's fucking and getting killed and shit. Pretty cool, except only one chick gets naked! They hardly show anything! In fact, the only really good part is where this one broad gets stabbed in the throat with a coat hanger. Maybe the director got so caught up in being an "artiste" or whatever that he forgot his original goals. I hope he at least remembered to feed Willie to some of the actresses when it was over. I would have gone for the chick who played the babysitter- nice socks.
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