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Black Swarm

(2007)

This single mom moves back to her old hometown, even though it's such a hole that it doesn't even have a high school and the mayor is reduced to roaming the streets, begging people not to move away. Even worse, there's a swarm of killer bees on the loose. These aren't just your run-of-the-mill killer bees though- these fuckers lay eggs in people and turn them into zombie slaves! I guess that makes them zom-bees. Ha! That's brilliant. This movie does make a few wrong turns, like the part where the daughter becomes queen of the bees (duh), or the when the mom - who I assumed was just a disgusting whore - reveals her big secret and turns out to be a lying, self-centered cunt, too, but any flick that combines zombies and killer bees is okay in my book. It's too bad the mom survives though; when she told the main guy that leaving him at the altar, marrying his twin brother, then having a kid and lying to everybody about who the father is was all his fault because "You should've fought harder to keep me," he should've knocked that bitch's teeth down her throat, then shoved some of those killer bees right up her fucking ass.

Total Bee Kills: At least 24