Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1988)
This is like Raiders of the Lost Ark, except I guess the people who made it didn't have enough money for cool temples or crazy traps or old catacombs or anything like that because mostly all everyone does is run around in the street (they do have a part with this rope bridge though, because they knew that if people went to a flick like this and it didn't have a scene with a rope bridge they'd be fucking pissed- people have like a bare minimum that they will accept, and for this type of movie that minimum is a rope bridge). I used to think that Romancing the Stone was the weakest movie like this ever made*, but this movie might be even weaker- the hero has a girl's name, there's no gore, and there's like this bumbling inspector who of course sucks ass because it's always annoying in a movie when someone is a bumbling anything. The only good parts are when you see one tit at the beginning and when a midget gets punched in the face. * You're a fag.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
