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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2000)
These idiot surfer dudes dump a bunch of blood in the water and go surfing when sharks come to prove they have huge cocks or whatever, but Mother Nature ups the fucking ante when this giant-ass crocodile comes along too and starts snuffing everybody. This sea captain dude shows up and picks up the survivors, but he's mad because the crocodile killed all his passengers once, so he decides to go after it (I guess it doesn't matter that there are passengers on his boat now, too). After his first plan goes bad and the croc attacks the boat, throws a guy in the air with its nose, and catches him in its mouth (my dog can do that with Quaaludes), the captain tries his backup plan, which is crashing into a reef on purpose and sinking his boat. This guy really is a complete fucking moron. They don't even show it the first few times the crocodile gets somebody, which is lame, but later it tears the captain in half and chews on this one hottie for a while, plus some dude shows up out of left field just so he can get impaled. The two hottest chicks show us their tits, too. Not too fucking shabby for a crocodile movie.
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