Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1982)
Man, I swear they make some movies just to piss me off. Like this weak ass flick: It starts out okay when this brunette hottie shows us her rack just before she gets sacrificed, but then it all goes to shit. It's like years later or whatever and all these people come to this island. There's a monster on the island that's trapped in a cave and this one dumbass lets it out, so it starts eating people. The monster's pretty cool-looking, but they only show it twice for like a second each time (and one of those times it's exploding). Plus there's this hot blonde who takes off her top for a swim but they never even show us her tits! Totally lame. If you're going to make a movie that doesn't show the monster and has hot chicks running around with all their clothes on I might as well watch the Disney Channel instead, or go outside or get a job or something. Stop wasting my time.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
