Brides Wore Blood

The Brides Wore Blood

(1972)

This starts out with these two hippie kids reading an old book. One of the hippies is a hot blonde with a fantastic ass, but after the story they're reading starts we never see her again! Total bullshit.

A creepy mute guy who jumps out at girls from behind rocks invites these chicks to a secluded mansion, so they go. One of the chicks is picked to be the mother of some vampire demon kid, and the rest get wasted. They were all fucking ugly anyway, so I didn't really care what happened to them. This movie is really fucking boring and sure has a lot of stupid shit in it. In one part there's a lady fortune teller who looks like a man (or maybe it really was a man in drag, I couldn't tell), and when the demon finally shows up it looks like it has all these little green plants growing out of its head. If you want to make a horror movie and you all you have is a cross-dressing fortune teller, a Chia Demon costume, some ugly bitches, and a cute hippie chick with an amazing ass, make the movie about the hippie chick!!!! Jesus you people are stupid.

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