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Bring Me the Vampire

(1963)

This dude's will says that all these people have to stay in his creepy old house for like a month to get their piece of the pie, which is a standard clause in wills as I understand it. One dude tries to get all the money by basically telling everyone else he's going to fucking kill them if they don't leave, but this other guy finally rounds them all up and convinces them to stick around. There were too many people for me to remember them all, but it didn't really matter because they were all fucking morons. The only ones that stuck in my mind were the two hot chicks and this one dude who was a total klepto.

Anyway, after a while people start getting killed and disappearing, and all the dead people's ghosts keep appearing and freaking everyone out. One dead guy's head turns up as a ghost head and it floats through a wall and leaves a smear of blood behind, and another dude just fades away to nothing after he drinks this poisoned milk. Finally the two bad guys get tired of all this fucking around and just grab a couple of rifles and start chasing the rest of the people around the house, but then it turns out it was all just a trick and nobody is really dead at all, not even the dude who wrote the will. He thought his lawyer was all crooked and shit, so he came up with this plan and faked his own death to get the lawyer to show his true colors or whatever. I would think that coming up with a way to make fake ghosts and making a guy disintegrate right in front of people and somehow bringing him back would be a lot more trouble than just firing the lawyer and maybe reporting him to the bar or something, but what the hell do I know? Obviously this was stupid as fuck, but it was made by Mexicans so I suppose that's what you get.