Buried Secrets

(1996)

Kelly Kapowski (nice fucking rack) and the ghost of this little blonde chickie (ditto) team up to try to find out who killed the blonde's mom. It's a huge dick tease of a movie since we never get to see either of these girls naked, even though Kelly's tits spend the whole flick straining like crazy to get out of her shirt. It seems like cruel & unusual punishment to keep them all cooped up like that, especially to us. In one part the ghost freaks out because Kelly humped her (the ghost's) ex-boyfriend, so she grabs this huge knife and chops Kelly's arm off! Unfortunately it turns out to be like a hallucination or something, and two minutes later they're friends again! Fucking chicks... In the end they solve the mystery, the killer gets kicked to death by a horse, and the second the ghost is gone for good Kelly starts throwing her pussy at the ex-boyfriend again. Ha! What a cooze. And who is this guy to bag so much quality ass, anyway? Seriously, he's a fucking dork.

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