Video Picks for Perverts
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(1984)
What the hell? A flick with a name like this should have more tits than a goddamn tit wagon, but there's not a boob to be seen! It's really just a 1980s cop show pretending to be a movie, but somehow they managed to get all kinds of goofballs to be in it: there's the spaceship captain from Alien, the chick from Basic Instinct, FBI agent Bill Maxwell, the dorky truck driver from Night of the Comet, Alan Thicke of the Night, and even this fucking idiot:
Plus of course there's tons of mediocre 1980s pussy and retarded shit that would only be in a movie from 1984, like people breakdancing at a formal party. If you hate the 1980s and need to convince someone who doesn't remember them that they sucked, like say some stupid kid or something, this would probably be a good movie to have in your evidence bag. It's a complete piece of shit.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
