Video Picks for Perverts
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(2006)
The Remington Steele James Bonds sucked such a phenomenal amount of cock that they actually had to scrap like fifty years of James Bond history and completely start over from scratch. I fucking love it when shit like that happens. This one manages to kick some ass- it has a guy thrown through a pisser, an awesome truck chase at an airport, and an entire building sinking into the water while people are kicking the crap out of each other inside. The problem is that the main plot is completely stupid: basically James Bond has to play cards against this clown to keep him from winning tons of bread and using it to be a terrorist or something. What? Why not just shoot the guy? And as if that isn't dumb enough, they play Texas hold 'em! What the fuck??? This is James Bond- he should play some snooty European card game, not poker. They might as well have had him play "dog rummy". Jesus. He also falls in looooove (weak), but the way that works out shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who's ever known a woman in their entire lives. So essentially this movie ends up being a little cool and a little lame, but I won't complain because it could've been a lot fucking worse. *Cough* Remington Steele
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