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(2006)
The frog mafia wants all these emeralds that are in this old mine, so instead of just sneaking in there and taking them they come up with this moronic, super-complicated plan that involves bringing in like a hundred people who could be witnesses and killing everyone in sight for no reason whatsoever. Naturally there's a cave-in and everyone gets trapped in the mine, then to make things worse all these giant beetles show up and start wasting everybody. Fortunately the mob guys just happen to have laser rifles they can use to fight the beetles. What the fuck? Seriously, Sci-Fi Channel, everybody knows how shitty, gay, lame and fucking weak your movies are, but now you're just pissing in our faces. Fuck you. The only good part is when one of the bugs explodes and its guts spooge all over this fluffy teenage chick's face & hair, and she better get used to it because a part like that is probably gonna be in every movie she gets to be in from now on.
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