Video Picks for Perverts
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(2001)
Cédric looks really pissed off on the cover of this DVD, and I don't blame him because the only thing more boring than doing a jigsaw puzzle is being forced to do a jigsaw puzzle with your idiot family. I think I'm gonna like Cédric. As it turns out he's basically Calvin without the Hobbes, and the cartoon is mostly about his unsuccessful pursuit of Asian pussy.* He's got a pretty short fuse too: he's always kicking and throwing things, and in one episode this other kid shows him up so Cédric breaks both his hands ("I'm proud of what I did to that show-off Nicolas," he says). Best of all, he NEVER learns his lesson! And really, isn't that what life is all about? Well, that and hot Asian ass. Cédric rules. *Cédric and I have a lot in common. Lousy stuck-up gink bitches...
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
