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Centipede!

(2004)

This movie is about this complete fucking scumbag who thinks that just because he got attacked by some giant centipedes, that makes it okay for him to cheat on his fiancé. The chick he cheats on her with just had her boyfriend eaten by one of the centipedes, but I guess life goes on and shit since she's tonguing down someone else before the poor bastard even makes it to the centipede's small intestine. When you're done taking it from the rear, don't forget to piss on his grave you goddamned slut. The reason there's giant centipedes, by the way, is because of our old friend toxic waste. Ah, toxic waste- you've brought us so much joy over the years. The centipedes look pretty cool, but this isn't gory enough and with all the cheating going on you'd think they could've shown at least one pair of tits.

I think they put the exclamation point on the end so people wouldn't confuse this with the video game Centipede, which has lamer centipedes but a better plot.