Cerberus

(2005)

An Asian dude wants to fire missiles at some cities, so he hires B.J. McKay to steal Attila the Hun's magic sword from a cave (don't look for a connection, 'cause there isn't one). It turns out if you do that though this giant three-headed dog gets to escape and run around killing people and shit. Now some mercenary guys who are out to stop the Asian dude have to team up with this major hottie with awesome fucking legs who's a magic sword expert or something to try to save the day. This sounds like it could be an okay flick, but the hottie never gets naked, there's hardly any gore, and the dog is a cartoon most of the time and looks like fucking shit (check out this scene to see what I mean).

They make it to like the last five minutes without someone saying "Who let the dog out?", but then they just couldn't resist. Fucking cocksuckers.

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