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(1998)
See, he's chairman of the board, but it's a surf board! Oh, that Carrot Top! God I hate him. In this movie he inherits this huge company from some dead guy, and you know what that means: antics, most likely madcap. Of course there's farting, puking, a guy getting hit in the balls, belching, and someone getting shit on by a bird, but as much as I hate to admit it Carrot Top actually does some funny things, like when he steals a tie from a corpse, or sets off the sprinklers during a funeral, or uses a Magic 8 Ball as a business advisor, or shoots John Tesh CDs, or runs a burn on Domino's Pizza to get a freebie. Considering the fact that a movie starring Carrot Top should be 100% shit and this one is only about 60% shit I have no choice but to admit that he did a fairly good job. God damn that pisses me off. Fuck you, Carrot Top.
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