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Charlie Bubbles

(1967)

This starts out with Charlie Bubbles and his drinking buddy dumping food all over each other at a snooty restaurant. Ah, that Charlie Bubbles- what a zany guy! At least that's what we're supposed to think. Frankly, I hated him. This is the type of shtick most movie critics would call "delightfully irreverent" or something equally puke-inducing, but it's just the beginning of another "woe is me, I'm so rich and bored" movie and needless to say those movies suck. If you're rich and bored you know what that means? It means you're stupid. Honestly, even little kids can think of stuff to do and they usually don't have any money. The real problem is that you're boring, Charlie Bubbles, and so is your crappy movie. I did like his intern though; that's the kind of ass you quit your job for, just so you have more time to stay home and tap it. Seriously, she's beyond incredible. Charlie just looked bored when he finally nailed her though, because everything bores you, right Charlie? Life is so boring. You might as well put a gun in your mouth and just end it all. In fact, please do. At least then they can't make Charlie Bubbles 2.

The only good part of this flick is this bit where Charlie and his buddy come in drunk and we see them on the security cameras stumbling from room to room. I guess the guy who made this movie realized how cool it looked though, because then he did it again and again and by that point it was just tiresome. Well played, idiot.