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Choker

(2004)

All these aliens are taking over peoples' bodies and shit, so a good alien and some other clowns run all over the place getting into brawls with them in the street or wherever. Basically it's just like the movie The Hidden, except The Hidden had an awesome car chase, a bunch of cops getting blown away, a guy getting toasted with a flamethrower, a giant alien slug crawling into people's mouths, and cool music. In this movie all anybody does is spit up green shit that looks the stuff inside a glow stick. In the end the good alien and bad alien splash around in a swimming pool for a while and have a pissy little slap fight, which I guess is what passes for like the big showdown in a movie this boring and lame. If you're going to rip off a pretty good movie like The Hidden, you need to make it better by having more action & gore and maybe throwing in some tits, not take out all the good stuff and replace it with talking and hot chicks who don't get naked. I don't know why it's called "Choker", but here's something these guys can choke on- my huge fucking cock.