
Video Picks for Perverts
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(2006)
This guy doesn't want to spend Christmas with his ex-family (duh), but he has no choice because a big boulder falls into the road and traps him in town. (Where the fuck do these people live? The Smurf village?) Of course the ex-in-laws hate him, plus his ex-wife has a boyfriend now who's all perfect and shit and asks her to marry him. His kid still likes seeing him though and wishes it was Christmas every day, so since wishes made by little kids always come true (except of course mine, when I wished that daddy would stop hitting me), everything goes all Groundhog Day on the guy and Christmas keeps happening over & over. The main guy does do some hilarious shit, like getting in a fistfight with Jesus, but of course it all ends with him learning the true spirit of blah blah blah and getting back together with his ex. I don't know what happens to her new boyfriend after she drops him like a bad habit, on Christmas, just as he was about to propose to her. Maybe he kills himself.
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