Christmas Every Day

(1996)

I love these movies where someone has to relive the same day over & over again. I know it's because they're supposed to learn some queer lesson or something, but if it ever happens to me you can rest assured that I won't learn squat. I mean seriously, what sounds better: learning a valuable lesson, or living forever and doing whatever you want with absolutely no consequences? I thought so. Unfortunately, the kid in this movie barely takes advantage of it at all- he doesn't even start any fires! Talk about a lack of imagination. I mean come on, it all resets anyway so that means you could be as degenerate as you wanted and it wouldn't matter because the next day it literally never happened. At the very least he should've tried to get a little play off his cousin; she's about his age and she's really fucking cute. Yeah, yeah, I know, you're not supposed to do that, but obviously you aren't listening to what I just said: she's really fucking cute.

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