Christmas Evil

(1980)

This dude saw his mom get felt up by Santa Claus when he was little (it's like a novelty song gone all wrong and shit), so now he spies on all the kids in the neighborhood and keeps like these lists about who's good and bad. Actually, I don't really see the connection, but whatever. When Christmas comes around he goes off the deep end, dresses as Santa, and steals all these toys and delivers them to the good kids. Plus he kills a couple people just to keep things interesting. Eventually these people track him down and this huge mob with torches shows up and starts chasing the dude.* It looks like it's curtains for him, but he makes it to his van and then it flies away into the sky because apparently he was the real Santa Claus all along! If you ask me there weren't anywhere near enough murders in this movie, but I gotta give 'em credit- that ending's pretty fucking awesome.

*Where the fuck do you even buy torches, especially on Christmas Eve?

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