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The Clown at Midnight

(1998)

This goofball who used to be a clown is wanted for murder, so this other dude is letting him hide out in this theater he used to own. It looks like the jig is up though when these high school kids show up to like renovate the place or whatever. Pretty soon they're getting wasted, which would be fine except the murders are all unbelievably weak (and there's only one pair of tits, which we barely even get a good look at). In the end the big twist is that the clown is innocent, and the real killer is actually someone else. Okay, I'll buy that, but then why is the guy who's been hiding out all this time still dressing up like a clown? Maybe he thinks it'll help conceal his identity if he gets discovered, but the way I see it somebody creeping around dressed as a clown for no reason is almost always more suspicious than the same person not dressed as a clown. I suppose he might get up every morning and just put on his clown suit and makeup because he has nothing better to do, but if he's that bored you'd figure the dude who's helping him out would bring him some magazines or something. Anyway, it's a stupid movie: the best thing about it was the main chick's tight little ass, and we never even get to see her naked.