Club Life

(1985)

This dude from a small town gets a job as a bouncer in a Hollywood club and learns the tricks of the trade from a guy named "Tank", who's like this Zen bouncer god or something. When Tank gets shot they have his wake right there in the disco, with lasers and a spinning mirror ball and everything. Later the bouncer's girlfriend follows him, but she starts a riot when she gets hired as a singer at a dyke bar and sings "I'm Looking for a First Class Man". Then of course she ends up strung out. Things really get bad when the mob tries to get the owner to sell the club; he decides to run a bunch of them down in the street instead so they cap his ass. Finally the bouncer snaps, trashes the bar with his glow-in-the-dark nunchucks, and forces his girlfriend to go back home with him. I guess some folks just can't handle the big city. Besides all the hilarious stuff I already mentioned this movie has sex on a waterbed filled with fish, lots of karate, the mom from E.T. as a slut, and tons of really bad '80s music. It's like a work of genius.

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