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Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber

(2005)

This is a chick flick, but it starts with Jennifer "Love to Do It" Hewitt getting her pussy eaten out by the groom at somebody else's wedding, so you know it's not going to be that bad. After she does a sexy-ass dance the story starts, and the basic gist of it is that she's a shallow fucking bitch. It's kind of hard to pay attention to anything in a JLH movie besides her amazing rack (and, to be fair, her legs), but from what I caught this was at least a little funny; I especially liked the part where she writes this poor kid in Africa and tells him that he won't go hungry anymore if he "stops listening to the missionaries". Of course in the end she learns a valuable lesson and finds true love - because true love always wins out at the end of movies (except in Stone Cold, where the chick gets shot in the face) - but at least along the way we see plenty of JLH in her underwear, even if she never actually gets naked.