Coroner

The Coroner

(1999)

A guy kidnaps this cute chick, dresses her up like a Catholic schoolgirl (sweet), cuts off her finger, and tortures her for a while until she escapes. She goes to the cops, but they don't believe her (I guess they figure her finger just fell off somewhere) so she takes this huge chunk of plastic explosive or something (Where the hell did she get that? Wal-Mart?) and tries to blow a hole in the crazy guy's house, then later she kidnaps him, impales him, and burns the body. You're really not supposed to do that though, so she ends up in the booby hatch. It's a dumb movie, but it does have a lot of tits in it and that's always better than a dumb movie that doesn't have any tits.

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