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(1985)

These morons crash on some moon and fuck up their spaceship, so they have to go to this German ship to get help. But when they get there everyone is dead and this monster attacks them and kills the hottest chick, so they run away. Later, that crazy German guy who's always in crappy movies turns up and tells them that his people are the ones who set the monster free. Stupid fucking krauts.

Meanwhile, the dead chick comes back and shows this guy her rack. He follows her but she's being controlled by the alien and kills him (people always make fun of scenes like this, but if this chick came along and showed you her tits, you would do the same thing and you know it).  Now the alien controls him, too, and he tricks them all into coming back to the kraut ship where all the dead people attack them and try to feed them to the alien. People get their faces shredded, the alien decapitates a chick, and in one part Ferris Bueller's dad blows this dude's head to pieces. It's a pretty good movie.