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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2000)
These morons go to some hick town for spring break (duh), but they're really hating it when this giant crocodile goes motherfuckin' nuts while they're there and starts killing everybody. One of the morons is this chick who has this stupid poodle-dog named "Princess", and the only thing worse than a dog like that is the annoying fucking twat that would own it, so I was glad when she got chomped. The only other good parts are when the crocodile fucks up this whole store and when the hot blonde shows us her terrific ass (too bad she gets eaten). In the end it turns out the crocodile is a mommy and just wanted her baby back so they give it to her and everybody lives happily ever after, well, except for all the people the crocodile ate. This isn't a goddamned Disney movie- when there's a giant fucking crocodile you throw dynamite in its mouth or shoot it with a rocket launcher or something, you don't save its babies! Jesus Christ, I think they get the people who make these movies from Camp Retard or something.
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