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(2002)
This starts out with a bank robbery, and the crooks blast the absolute shit out of everybody so two minutes in it's already better than Crocodile 1. The crooks catch a plane to Mexico because there's no laws there, but everything goes bad so they start capping everyone on the plane too and the fucking thing crashes in this swamp. Of course there's a giant crocodile in the swamp that starts eating everybody, but this time it's a lot gorier than in the first movie. Like in one part, the croc grabs this guy and tears his arm most the way off and his arm is hanging by a string while the bitch takes forever to chew him up. The crooks are all badass and out of control, the crocodile chows down on almost everybody, and it even jumps in the air and pulls down a helicopter. Everything about this movie rocks ten times harder than Part 1. It's like the Godfather II of crocodile movies.
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