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Cruel Jaws

(1994)

This Hulk Hogan-looking dude runs a dolphin show or something, but he's gonna get evicted because he hasn't paid his rent in like three months. Maybe if the dolphin shit isn't cutting it you should try getting a job, you fucking deadbeat. Anyway, this shark comes along and starts eating people and everybody gets all bent out of shape. In one part it attacks this sailboard race and it's the exact same sailboard race that's in The Last Shark. I guess they didn't have time to film that part. This dumb surfer dude and his friends take the mayor's boat out to get the shark, but it eats one of them so this chick has no choice but to pour gasoline all over her head and when someone shoots a flare gun the whole boat blows up. The sheriff goes after the shark next; he takes the mayor's helicopter and that gets wrecked too. Finally the mayor is sick of all his shit getting fucked up so he lets the mafia try to stop the shark (seriously), but it just eats the mob guys so that leaves it up to the Hulk Hogan-looking dude. The HHLD and his friends manage to blow up the shark, so he gets some reward money and pays the rent and saves his dolphin farm (or whatever the hell that place is supposed to be). It's probably the dumbest shark movie ever.