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The Crying Child

(1996)

This broad goes to an island to chill out after her kid dies, but after a while she starts hearing a baby crying, even though there isn't one anywhere around. At first it seems like her husband is fucking with her (You've been punk'd!), but later it turns out there's actually a ghost baby and it goes ballistic, which in this movie basically means that a bunch of windows get broken. In the end the broad, her husband, her hot-ass friend (they should've shown this chick naked), and some random they picked up so the friend would have somebody to have a romantic subplot with all have to try to stop the ghost before it uses its awesome powers to break any more windows or do the other things a ghost baby might do, like keep you up all night crying or make cretins go on and on about how cute it is even though it looks exactly like every other ghost baby. We never even see the damn ghost "baby" 'til the very end, and when he finally shows himself he's like 16 years old! You mean that was the kid crying this whole time? What a fucking pussy. This was a pretty stupid movie, but being able to ogle the hot friend got me through it. It would've helped if she was in a short skirt at least some of the time, though.