Cry_Wolf

(2005)

Five minutes into this flick we've already seen a chick get capped and a fine-ass redhead in a schoolgirl uniform, so it shows promise. They manage to PG-13 it all up though. First, we see the redhead in her schoolgirl uniform, but not naked. Second, there's no gore. Third, we see the redhead in a bikini, but not naked. Fourth, Jon Bon Jovi is in it; you really shouldn't put Jon Bon Jovi in anything- it just encourages him. And finally, we see the redhead in a sexy Little Red Riding Hood outfit, but not naked. I don't know who made like the vital decision to not show this chick's tits, but unless he's her dad he's a goddamn fag. It's terminally weak. At least Bon Jovi gets shot at the end.

Doesn't get naked

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