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Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

(1972)

These actor-artist-hippie-faggots with the worst clothes in the whole fucking world go to an island and cast a spell to bring the dead back to life, but it doesn't work so they just take this one body to a cottage. The leader, who's the biggest homo of all and says stupid shit like "The magnitude of your simplitude overwhelms me" fucks around with the body and gives everybody else tons of shit until he gets so annoying that the dead actually DO rise just so they can tear his ass to pieces and get him to shut the fuck up. Finally they attack the cottage and kill everybody, then they steal the actors' boat so they can go to town for after-dinner drinks or something. Nothing happens 'til the last half hour of this movie, but at least the zombies look pretty cool, and all the chicks are fuckable, even if none of them gets around to getting naked.


 

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