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(1964)
This complete and utter bastard croaks, and later a guy dressed like The Shadow shows up and starts killing everybody who's in his will. We're supposed to think it's the dead guy's ghost, but of course it's actually one of his go-nowhere relatives trying to keep all the money for himself. He even offs the maid, who only inherited like 5 dollars! Christ, how fucking greedy can you get? And for real, are you kidding me? This story isn't just old as dirt, it was old when they invented dirt. In fact, if it didn't have Chief Brody from Jaws in it I would've assumed it was one of those flicks that got made way back in 1910 or something but for some reason (like because it sucks so much ass) it didn't actually come out until 1964. I mean Jesus, it even has a part where the killer spies on a person through the eyes of a painting! What a fucking joke. This movie sucks.
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