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Curse of the Talisman

(2001)

This hippie steals a gargoyle and gives it to some high school kid to hide in his garage. That's all well and good (fucking stupid, but well and good), until the statue comes to life. Now there's this huge meat-eating, growling monster in the garage, but this kid must have failed his special retard biology class because he thinks it's a "bat" and just ignores it.

Meanwhile, there's this cute chick at his school who must really be into complete fucking imbeciles because she wants to go out with him. They have a lot in common: when she tells him "I do have a mind of my own, you know," he goes "So do I," and I'm assuming she's just as dumb as him too because it looks like she's been held back at least ten times (by the way, some Oil of Olay might help with those wrinkles around your eyes, baby). Once we get all this bullshit out of the way, the gargoyle escapes and kills everybody. Actually, it only kills one or two people, and when it does it's pretty goddamned weak. There's no tits, either. Fucking worthless.