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Dagon

(2001)

Some people get in a shipwreck and go to this village for help, but it turns out everyone there is half man, half fish, and all asshole.* The main guy tries to escape by hotwiring a car, except he forgot he doesn't know how to do that so the fish men find him and he has to run away and hide in this big mansion. He ends up meeting a cute chick in the mansion, and since things are never so bad that a guy will pass on a decent piece of ass, he starts fooling around with her, and only stops when he finds out she's part octopus or something.** Finally after some stabbings and disembowelings and a face getting peeled off the main guy gets his hands on some gasoline or something and has the world's biggest fish fry. Just about everything about this rocks: it has plenty of gore, one pair of high-quality tits, one pair of octopus tits (a little weird, but I've seen worse), plus immolation (that means setting yourself on fire), fish incest, and more. It's a pretty awesome movie.

*This one old guy explains why there are fish people, but you can't understand a goddamn thing he's saying, so you'll just have to suck it up and accept the fact that there are fish people.

**Frankly I'm surprised even that stopped him. Most guys would have just rolled with it.