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Dark Waters

(2003)

This con artist guy is all pissed off because some shady government dudes killed his dad like 20 years ago, so he's not too happy when one of the dudes turns up and forces him and his hot girlfriend to go see what happened to some underwater lab. It turns out the lab got smashed by these sharks the government experimented on, and they end up getting trapped there when the killer sharks come back for seconds. These Navy dudes save them and take them to their sub, but then they change their minds and decide to kill them. They don't do it right away, though, so the heroes manage to escape and just wander around the sub like they own the place and nobody asks them who they are or what the fuck they're doing there (nice security- no wonder everyone always makes fun of the Navy). Finally somebody figures it out and they all start shooting each other and the good guys barricade themselves in this lab where they make the killer sharks. It turns out the scientist who runs the lab is the con artist's dad; he's not dead after all and the son was just remembering it wrong all this time (fucking imbecile). Anyway, some more gunfights go on and then somebody finally remembered this piece of crap was supposed to be about sharks so a few pop out of some tanks and eat some dudes before the whole place blows up and only the good guys escape. Oh, and in the end they discover Atlantis, but they don't show any of that because it might have been interesting or something. The only good thing about this hunk of shit was the girlfriend's rack, but we never even get to see it so don't bother watching this unless you're like a shut-in or something and have all the time in the world to waste watching really piss-poor movies.