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Deadly Game

(1991)

This is yet another movie where some joker strands people on his private island and then hunts them. At least this version isn't too stupid (Scooby-Doo mask notwithstanding), and it's pretty damn violent (a guy gets shot right in the eye, a Doberman gets electrocuted, the Beastmaster gets a spiked log dropped on him and then he's set on fire while he's still alive, there's a super badass part where this cat wakes up & finds his three bodyguards decapitated, and a dude gets shot in the face with a flare gun), but considering all the times this movie has been made (about a million) I can't believe no one's come up with an all-girl version yet. Or better yet, they should make a version where it's one dude hunting a bunch of chicks: the dude could be all like "I won't kill the last person, plus she'll get this big reward," so naturally the chicks would all fight amongst themselves because as everyone knows chicks are completely incapable of working together under normal circumstances, much less if there's a prize involved. So there'd be all these catfights and murders until finally only one chick was left and then the hunter dude would go "Your reward is that you get to fuck me!" and she'd be all "Aaaaaaa!!! Oh my God!!!! No!!! No!!!!" and that would be how it ended.

That would be awesome.