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Deadly Relations

(1992)

So, this flick happens back in Brady Bunch days (judging by the clothes at least), and it's about - heh - the Fagot family. One of the Fagot daughters gets married, but Dad Fagot hates the guy so when he starts running low on bread he takes out an insurance policy on the Fagot and pretty soon he mysteriously bites the dust. Later Dad needs even more insurance money, so he shoots his own Fagot hand off! When that doesn't pan out he tries to get in on this dope smuggling deal with his other son-in-law, but when they get ripped off he kills that Fagot too! As if all that isn't enough there's also a brawl between the Fagot mom and the dad's girlfriend, the drug-dealing son-in-law smacking around his Fagot wife, and finally the dad on trial, where he pulls a bunch of Fagot theatrics like having a heart attack right there in the courtroom.

Jesus H. Christ. What a bunch of Fagots.