Deadly Swarm

(2003)

These killer wasps that lay eggs inside people turn up, and naturally when the new wasps hatch they start bursting out of everybody, which is an awesome idea except they used cartoons for the special effects so it looks like absolute shit. When are these asshats gonna learn that cartoon special effects suck? Is it really that hard to take like an old mannequin, fill it with red paint and expired hamburger meat, and push a fucking puppet or a jar of real pissed off wasps or whatever through it from behind? I mean seriously, is that technology so complicated that it's been like lost to mankind for all time or something? And they must be running out of different ways to mix the words "deadly", "bees", and "swarm" to come up with new names for bee movies by now. They're definitely running out of ways to kill the bees, because this one ends with all the bees getting eaten by a bunch of bats. That's ridiculous. This whole movie's fucking retarded.

Total Bee Kills: Several Dozen

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