Dead Pet

(1999)

This kid's parents spend all his college money on their dog, so he has to get a job selling knives. It's another one of those movies where a bunch of random shit happens, none of it is important in like the big scheme of things, and when it's all over you realize that there was no real point to any of it. That's almost exactly like real life, so I don't understand why people even want to watch movies like this. At least some of the stuff that happens in this one is funny though, and it does have a dog getting killed, a clown getting the shit kicked out of him, and a catfight so I guess it's worth catching once. It would've been better if the brunette chick showed her tits though.

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