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Deathbed

(2002)

This young couple rents a big studio apartment with a locked room that doesn't have a key. Of course we all know that room is going to have ghosts or monsters in it. The dude is all pissed off that the cute wife will only fuck in the missionary position, but once they open the door and find an old bed she turns into a kinky slut (they fuck a lot, and she even takes a shower later, but there's not a tit to be seen- I guess she's too big a star to show her boobs, you know, being in movies like Deathbed and all).

Of course all this ghost stuff starts happening, like the bed bleeds and the chick has nightmares and starts seeing this ugly 1920s girl (this girl does show her tits). When she tells the dude he figures she's just hysterical because, well, she's a chick, so he takes her to a shrink. The shrink hypnotizes her and she remembers being raped when she was little (for some reason, everyone who is ever hypnotized was either raped as a kid or abducted by aliens). The guy figures the problem is solved, so he takes the chick home and tries to get her to fuck, which she doesn't seem to appreciate. The dude changes his tune though when he sees the ugly 1920s girl and she turns into a rotted corpse. About this time the landlord gets murdered too, because he's pretty much the only other character, and the couple decides to leave.

Before they leave the guy decides to visit the evil room one last time, just in case the ghost wants to, I don't know, take over his body and attack the chick or something. This is exactly what happens, so the chick bashes his head in with a hammer. Then she goes nuts and ends up in the crazyhouse, where now she's possessed by the ghost. This doesn't strike me as being real smart on the ghost's part, possessing someone who is going to be strapped down in a psycho ward for the rest of their life, but since everything else in this movie was dumb at least it's consistent.