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Death Bed - The Bed that Eats

(1977)

This guy brings his date to an abandoned building to share a bucket of fried chicken and fuck on an old bed (what a Casanova), but the bed is like this demon and it eats the fried chicken, then the people. But at least we see the girl's tits first.

There's a ghost who lives in the wall, I and think he's goth because he wears black fingernail polish and spends the whole movie complaining. Mostly he whines about the bed and how it ate him a long time ago and how his ghost got trapped there and has to watch it eat everyone else, which I guess is kinda understandable. That's a bum deal. Anyway, these three chicks show up- a cute one, a sorta plain one, and a really bitchy black chick who's a total cunt. The cute one gets eaten first, but we get to see her perky little tits a couple times before she goes down, which was cool. Next the bitchy chick gets it, and she dies slow, which serves her right since she's such a twat. The last chick doesn't get eaten, but she gets trapped in the room because the bed has ESP powers and locks the door. After a while a hippie shows up looking for the last chick, and the bed lets him in the room. He may be a hippie, but he decides he isn't gonna stand for this stupid shit so he stabs it with a knife. That doesn't work though and the bed eats his hands. Finally the ghost decides to do something useful and tells the chick how to use magic to destroy the bed once and for all, so she manages to light that bastard up and that's all she wrote.

Then at the very end, another naked chick shows up, just for the hell of it. Now that's quality movie-making.