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Death Cheaters

(1976)

It's pretty easy to cheat death when you're not doing anything. This starts out with an okay car chase, but then all they do for like the next hour is sit around, talk, stand around, go lawn bowling, stand around some more, and make sarcastic comments. It kind of reminded me of Remo Williams, another flick that's supposed to have all this adventure and shit in it but all anybody seems to do is hang around. Finally with like twenty minutes left in the movie the two main guys go on their first mission, and of course it's fucking lame. The dumbest part is when they make their big escape in a hang glider; yeah, there's nothing like hanging underneath a big, slow, colorful, flying target when people are shooting at you. The only good things about this are one funny joke at the end (it's about deodorant) and the head spy's secretary in a bikini. She's fucking fine.