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Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell

(1988)

Deathstalker 1 was packed to the gills with rapes and violence, and not only was Deathstalker 2 fucking hilarious, but Monique Gabrielle - one of the hottest chicks ever - also happened to be in it and she showed us her rack. That's a lot to live up to, and this movie fails in like every way imaginable and some no one's even thought of yet. It starts out at this chintzy Renaissance festival, except it turns out it's really supposed to be the Renaissance. Some chowderheads decide to ransack the place, so Deathstalker stabs a few of them and then escapes with the hottest piece of ass on hand, who ends up getting killed before he even has a chance to fuck and/or rape her. Later he meets the dead chick's twin sister and they eventually team up to fight a bald dork and his pathetic zombies who spend most of their time sitting around a campfire jerking off (at least that's what I assume they were doing since one of them has spooge all over his hands). This whole movie is an insult to the Deathstalker name. The only good part is when 'Stalker molests the sister and we get to see one of her excellent little tits.