Death to the Tinman

(2007)

Almost everybody has it in for the main guy in this flick (especially the fire department) so they put a curse on him: first he accidentally chops his own arm off with an axe, then the same thing happens to the other arm, then his legs get ripped off in some machine, and by the time it's all over there's nothing left. His inventor friend replaces all the missing parts with tin, but the original parts come back to life as a zombie or something and for some reason his girlfriend hooks up with the zombie version instead of the real deal. The Tinman just wants his girl back (I don't blame him either- she's fucking hot), so he tries to impress her by leading a revolution and taking over the whole town. He sets his buddy up as mayor, but then the buddy flips out, decides he's John the Baptist, and tries to burn the church down. Everybody blames the zombie for some reason and they decide to hang him, but before they can the Rapture happens! Needless to say this is completely fucked-up and awesome. The only way it could've been better is if the girlfriend showed us her tits.

I wish the girlfriend would've shown us her tits

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