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Death Valley:
The Revenge of Bloody Bill

(2005)

This drug dealer gets lost in the desert and ends up in a ghost town. Suddenly, zombies come swarming out of everywhere and that's pretty much the end of him. I gotta give props- this part's pretty awesome. Later another drug dealer shows up looking for the first one, and he hijacks like half a dozen kids (and their coach) and forces them to drive him out into the desert to find the guy. Okay, was kidnapping all these people really necessary? I mean, wouldn't it have been easier for him to just rent a car from Avis or something? Maybe he has bad credit. Anyway, they all end up stuck in the ghost town, and that's when zombies start peeling people's faces off, impaling them with swords, and of course eating everybody. The drug dealer may not pay his bills, but at least he's packing tons of heat, which comes in handy- especially when he decides to go out in a blaze of glory by doing a bunch of blow & pulling a full-on Scarface on a whole mess of zombies. In the end the only one left is this hot redhead, but she looks exactly like the head zombie's dead sister (talk about a lucky break) so she manages to get close enough to decapitate the fucker. This movie definitely rocks; the only bad thing is that they never show the redhead naked. She's pretty tasty- especially when she's covered in blood.

The hot redhead. Also pictured: who cares?