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Decoys

(2004)

These alien sluts show up on earth and start fucking the living hell out of every guy they can get their hands on. That sounds like an awesome deal, except unfortunately when the alien chicks fuck you, you die. It turns out the chicks aren't doing it on purpose - that's just what happens when aliens are bad in the sack - but the main dude in this movie isn't interested in gay crap like "explanations" and "reasons" so he grabs a flamethrower and starts toasting every one of those extraterrestrial bitches, even the nice one we're supposed to like. That's fucking awesome. The only really bad thing about this flick is that despite all the hotties running around there aren't anywhere near enough tits on display. I especially wanted to see the main brunette chick give us a show - she was by far the choicest piece of ass in a whole movie stuffed to the gills with choice pieces of ass - but we never even get a peek. It's still an okay movie, but they really should've done something about a fundamental flaw like that before they released it to the public or whatever.