Deep Shock

(2003)

It's about time somebody made a movie about giant killer electric eels- too bad it sucks shit. The United Nations decides to stop global warming by shooting a missile at it (you know America came up with that idea), but these giant electric eels show up and waste everybody. It turns out the eels are from space and they tell the next bunch of people who come along that they want the Earth and they're sending for eel reinforcements as they speak. I guess this one chick likes the idea of the world being invaded by alien fish or is just a mega cunt or something because she decides to help the eels, and her ex-husband wants back in her pants so bad that he decides to help them too. In the end the United Nations shoots all these nukes at the eels, but that bitch and Pope Pussywhipped the First save them, so I guess sooner or later it's curtains for us. Thanks a lot, you worthless fucking twat.

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