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Demeter: Surrender

(2007)

This super-sized serving of idiocy packs more not making sense into eleven minutes than some movies that are ten times as long. I sure hope it's artistic or something, because if there's supposed to be a story I really pity whoever came up with it; anyone this incoherent probably has to point at little pictures whenever he wants his nurse to know that he's hungry or he just shit himself again. It's basically two lesbians in Matrix outfits chasing each other around trying to get a giant novelty key. Lesbo #1 (a brunette who looks like she got her head stuck in the ugly machine while it was set to "maximum") finally escapes with it, but then Lesbo #2 (a redhead who would actually be pretty hot if she hit the gym and lost, say, fifteen pounds) tracks her down and brings along a Satanist (I guess) to help get it back. Lesbo #2 has like second thoughts though, so she chokes the Satanist instead. Lesbo #1 shoots her anyway. The end. Since this flick leaves out a few important facts (who these dykes are, what it's about), I decided to come up with my own interpretation and here it is: it's a piece of incomprehensible shit that some jerkoff hack made in the hopes of getting into the redhead's pants.

Who says art is inaccessible?