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Desperate Men

(1980)

These two dudes (one of them is Rosewood from Beverly Hills Cop) take a picture of some top-secret shit by mistake (that's kind of a hard thing to do by mistake, but these idiots manage to pull it off), so these spy dudes round up a bunch of Cubans to find them and figure out what they know or whatever. The Cubans try to kidnap them but they escape, then they have a car chase, blow up a still (I usually don't cry during movies because I'm not a chick, but I almost did during that part), and have a chase with those swamp boats with the big fans on them. Later the two dudes get separated and the one ends up having breakfast with some rich chick with nice legs while Rosewood gets tied to a chair and has the shit kicked out of him by the Cubans, which he pretty much deserves for being in Beethoven's 4th anyway. Lots of shit blows up in this movie, but there's no blood or gore or tits and there's a lot of times where they could have shown that stuff. Come to think of it, that was the problem with Beethoven's 4th too.