Video Picks for Perverts
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(1980)
These dudes in dune buggies hijack this bus so they can kidnap some rich broad, but afterwards it turns out they got the wrong person (fucking idiots). The bus is still stranded out in the desert and shit, so the dune buggy guys go back to steal some valuable stamp or something that they missed the first time (duh). Too bad for them the bus driver is O.J. Simpson, who we all know is excellent at killing people, and he hands them their asses on a platter. This could have been an okay movie with the bad guys attacking the bus and all the tourists fighting them off with, I dunno, road flares or seats or whatever the fuck there is on busses, but it was made for TV back in the old days so it's totally pussified and only a couple people die. The best part is this one dude who keeps wanting to rape everybody but the other bad guys won't let him; he's always like "Time for rape!", and when they tell him no he gets all pissy. It's fucking hilarious. Of course they never follow through on the rape shit either, so this movie is pretty much a waste of time.
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